January 2012
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Shit Liz Lemon Says
This Tortoise Is Older Than the United States →
Even with the long life expectancy of giant tortoises, an Aldabra Giant Tortoise named Adwaita blows all others away with a life lasting around 255 years. Estimates put his birth date around 1750, making him an entire generation older than the United States of America.
The tortoise was originally owned by a man named General Robert Clive, an important member of the East India Company,...
John Tyler's Grandsons Are Still Alive!
Born in 1790, John Tyler was our 10th President. He took office in 1841 after William Henry Harrison died. And he has two living grandchildren!
Not great-great-great-grandchildren. Their dad was Tyler’s son.
How is this possible? The Tyler men have a habit of having kids very late in life. Lyon Gardiner Tyler, one President Tyler’s 15 kids, was born in 1853. He fathered Lyon Gardiner...
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Jimmy Fallon resurrected Goat Leg Greg on his late night show. Last night, guest Ewan McGregor joined him in a very funny appearance as Gilven of the Tree, but had continued dental snafus during the course of the skit.
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98% of Americans Are Afraid of 98% of Americans
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Tebowie
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The Jog Strap
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In honor of what would’ve been The King’s 77th birthday.
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